(via wiillyum)

heinekenrana:

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

I hate everything

(via miezaru)

teshiimajunta:

"come closer. i need… i need…"

"what do you need?"

"a tailor…"

"BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!!"

fiendfyred:

hey remember when harry won the triwizard tournament and gave all the prize money to fred and george so they could start their business

(via nerdy-witch-of-the-mid-west)

theyforcedmetosmile:

Vine knows what to do…

(via platinumfail)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

All Time Favorite Movies: Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

"Sorry, I’ve had enough of running away, Sophie. Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you."

(via lordawesomepants)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

particularscarf:

villainouslaughs:

(x)

he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon

that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream

Even his fingers are in character.

(via nerdy-witch-of-the-mid-west)